I have all these great ideas and big projects I want to do, but I find myself lacking the time to implement all of them. Okay, fine, any of them. But I finally figured out the solution to my problems! I just need one of the following things.
I’m not sure what normal people fantasize about, but I frequently find myself day dreaming about being able to teleport. It would free up a lot of my time – especially considering Southern California traffic. Plus, it would let me sleep in, and I do so love to sleep in. Oh yeah, and I could visit my mother more. That would be nice because she cooks my favorite foods and washes my delicates. And because she’s a super awesome lady. (Fun sidenote, I still can’t do delicates. I save them up and bring them to my mother when I visit. I’m a delightful house-guest.)
And by housekeeper, I mean a live in housekeeper. Someone to make sure the dishes are done, the cabinets are stocked, the laundry is finished and folded, Teddy is bathed, dry cleaning is picked up, and on and on and on. All that boring day to day nonsense that seems to eat up entirely too much of my time.
27 Hours Per Day
How great would it be if there were 27 hours in a day? Think of the possibilities! I could get caught up on housework, write more, exercise, maybe even blow dry my hair! I don’t think it’s asking for too much. I don’t need ten more hours, or six more, just three. Just three measly hours. It really would make all the difference.
Naturally, I won’t be getting any of these things any time soon. And yet, I’m writing about them instead of actually doing any of the things I claim I don’t have time for. Gee, why am I always so pressed for time? Also, this is what my kitchen sink looks like right now. Sorry, Mom.
So what about you? Which of those three things would you want? Or something else entirely? Or are you capable of managing your time appropriately like some kind of functional adult?