Alright, so fall TV is starting again soon and I still have a backlog of Nashville episodes to get through, so I decided to bite the bullet and watch one last night. I started live tweeting, but then decided not to bore everyone with that, so here’s my stream of consciousness post about season 3, episode 18.
To refresh your memory, this is the episode I’m talking about, ‘Nobody Knows but Me.’ And another reminder that if you’re not reading Ashley Spurgeon’s recaps, you are missing out. They’re cackle out loud and scare the dog funny.
So away we go!
Juliette called Avery “Daddy”. That is not okay.
She is FRANTICALLY bouncing that baby with a dumb name. I would cry too, she’s probably giving the thing whiplash.
Dr. Dork. Good burn, Gunnar.
Ominous music played when Layla mentioned Xtina to Jeff. Clearly this means that he slept with her and never called.
Maddie needs to learn to lie faster. And better. Come on, girl, learn to teenage.
Juliette’s assistant can also make the baby stop crying. So far the only person who makes her cry is Juliette.
Xtina knows how to read a man.
How are Bucky and Rayna both so busy when neither one of them ever does any actual work?
Why doesn’t anyone on this show have a publicist? They all desperately need one. Especially Will.
Gunnar is such a douche.
Maddie doesn’t respect Rayna. I can see her point.
I like seeing Luke with Colt. It makes him seem human.
Deacon is going to write with Juliette. Sure, nothing could possibly go wrong here!
Awww…. Juliette already resents her baby. That only took three weeks. Also, do we think they used her actual kid, or found another one?
Deacon isn’t allowed to be pissed at Juliette for being inconsiderate if he won’t tell her that he has cancer.
Seriously, Rayna does NOTHING. Her artists do everything for themselves and then she acts like it’s all her.
Deacon is so selfish.
How can Rayna be pissed that Layla signed with Jeff when Rayna hasn’t done anything and Jeff got her the opening gig for Xtina?
Gunnar is wearing a douchebag hat. This fits, because he is a douchebag.
Alright, Rayna just got upgraded to major bitch. She’s mad at Jeff because she says Layla’s talent got her there, not Jeff. WELL IT CERTAINLY WASN’T RAYNA.
Juliette’s slow walk to the crib with the scary music has me convinced she’s going to chuck that baby in a river.
Good, baby still alive, with a live in nanny. At least now she has a fighting chance.
How and why is Avery mad about the nanny? I’m just surprised it took them three weeks. I mean, really, who among us didn’t see this coming?
How did they manage to make Xtina sound bad? She has one of the best voices in the history of voices. I do not understand this show.
OMG Will, learn how to talk to people.
Oh yay! Will Teddy finally go to jail and be out of our lives?!?
See, it’s like you watched it with me! There’s tons of context and everything makes perfect sense! See you again next time I get around to watching an episode.